Triggering Meltdowns
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meltdowns
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 DEI Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 X Legend Signed Card for Defending Truth in a Cape
$ 99.99
$ 89.99
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition + Free Gift
$ 499.95
$ 449.95
This X Legend was once the face everyone knew - commanding stages, headlines, and millions of minds with calm confidence and unapologetic clarity.
He played the game, smiled for the cameras, and did what was expected. But when the world turned performative and the message started mattering more than the truth, he spoke up. Loudly. And when the culture mob tried to silence him, he stood his ground - and only got louder.
One day, he decided the world’s most dramatic fake sobs deserved bottling. When the tears started flowing from corporate Zoom calls and billion-dollar “equity” budgets, they got so thick they crystallized into stone. So he forged the DEI Tear Stone - perfect for keeping your Tears of the Left bourbon cold without ever watering down your spine.
Because legends like him know truth, conviction, and bourbon should never be diluted.
