Tears of the Left
100% Kentucky Bourbon.
0% Safe Space.
Tears of The Left™ is Woke meltdowns. Distilled.
100% Kentucky Bourbon.
0% Safe Space.
Tears of The Left™ is Woke meltdowns. Distilled.
Trigger
First, spark a liberal meltdown. Think mean memes, election results, courtroom victories, bills passed and peace deals that leave pundits speechless.
Cue the tears.
Collect
Next, we gather those liberal tears - each one pure and filtered for greatness. Then we age them in new American oak barrels, because freedom deserves good wood.
Distill
Finally, we distill those tears into the best bourbon. So smooth, it makes the narrative nervous. This is not just the best whiskey - it is a drink with convictions.
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One pour = One Meltdown
Distilled by Legendary Anti Woke Warriors.
Patriot Tear Stone Edition
Honoring those who drank hard, argued harder, and built the greatest country the world has ever seen - all while wearing wigs and calling each other gentleman.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
- 1 Collectible Display Box
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Tears Against Sanity Edition
Latest addition. For those who believe humor should compete.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 1 Legend Collector's Card
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
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COMMIE Tear Stone Edition
Best seller. For fans who believe jokes should not get cancelled or watered down.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears
- Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone
- 1 Legend Collector's Card
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Complete Rob Schneider Collector’s Bundle Pack
Limited Edition Bundle Pack Includes all 3 Rob Schneider collectible boxes containing: - Patriot Tear Stone Edition - Tears Against Sanity Game Set - Commie Edition Book and Tear Stone
Limited Collector’s Pack Contains:
- 3 Bottles of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 2 Tear Stones (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted)
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- 2 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 3x Signature Collector’s Cards (by Rob Schneider)
- 3x Collectible Display Boxes
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SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition
For those who know a real warrior never melts under pressure.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears
- Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone
- 1 Legend Collector's Card
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GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition
For believers in truth bombs, countries, bourbon, and borders.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears
- Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone
- 1 Legend Collector's Card
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DEI Tear Stone Edition
Defending truth in a cape, chilled for the boldest pour.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears
- Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone
- 1 Legend Collector's Card
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FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
Bold, loud, and ready for a collectible pour.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears
- Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone
- 1 Legend Collector's Card
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Collect All Special Edition Boxes
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains:
- PATRIOT TEAR STONE Edition
- TEARS AGAINST SANITY Edition
- SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition
- COMMIE Tear Stone Edition
- GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition
- DEI Tear Stone Edition
- FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
$769.93
$599.94
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