Triggering Meltdown
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meltdown
Rolling hills, green meadows, and barrels full of tears that taste better than any safe space ever felt. Out here, “land of the free” isn’t just a slogan - it’s a flavor profile.
Sure, we could’ve just made great bourbon. But instead, they went full savage and figured out how to distill leftist tears into sweet Kentucky nectar.
A blend of traditional craft and modern mischief, bottled for people who believe freedom should come with a smooth bourbon.
Soft oak tannins greet you up front, rolling into warm toasted oak vibes. At 90 proof, it hits with just enough heat to remind you this is the real deal.
On the tongue?
Creamy, buttery smoothness with sweet butterscotch and a vanilla wafer finish. Because liberty should go down silky - and leave a lingering grin.
For fans who believe jokes shouldn’t get cancelled… or watered down.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game - 1 Legend Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider) - 300+ Prompt & Response Cards - Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die - Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes
Ships within 24 to 48 hours - Don't miss out
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate.
For fans who believe jokes shouldn’t get cancelled… or watered down.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)
Shipped within 24/48 hours - Don't miss out
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply.
For those who know a real warrior never melts under pressure…
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Triggering Snowflakes
Shipped within 24/48 hours - Don't miss out
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply.
For believers in truth bombs… and countries, and bourbon, with borders.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card — For Draining the Swamp
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply.
For patriots who prefer their bourbon colorblind… and without quotas.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 DEI Tear Stone* (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Defending Truth in a Cape
For those who recognize two genders… and one perfect way to drink bourbon.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 FEMINIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Walking Loud and Living Unapologetic
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
$ 499.95
$ 449.95
