Triggering Meltdown
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meltdown
Rolling hills, green meadows, and barrels full of tears that taste better than any safe space ever felt. Out here, “land of the free” isn’t just a slogan - it’s a flavor profile.
Sure, we could’ve just made great bourbon. But instead, they went full savage and figured out how to distill leftist tears into sweet Kentucky nectar.
A blend of traditional craft and modern mischief, bottled for people who believe freedom should come with a smooth bourbon.
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
$ 499.95
$ 449.95
Soft oak tannins greet you up front, rolling into warm toasted oak vibes. At 90 proof, it hits with just enough heat to remind you this is the real deal.
On the tongue?
Creamy, buttery smoothness with sweet butterscotch and a vanilla wafer finish. Because liberty should go down silky - and leave a lingering grin.
