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COMMIE Tear Stone Edition

Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)

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Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)

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COMMIE Tear Stone

This X Legend is the guy who made “Makin’ copies!” office legend, strutted around in a Speedo as Europe’s most unlikely gigolo, and hollered “You can do it!” long before memes were even a thing.

He racked up Emmy nods writing jokes sharp enough to rattle Hollywood, and when the woke mob tried to cancel him for telling the truth, he just laughed, kept talking, and came back swinging.

One day, he decided the world’s loudest sobs deserved bottling. And when those tears got so salty they hardened into solid rock, he forged the COMMIE Tear Stone** - the ultimate chilling whiskey stone for your Tears of the Left bourbon.

Because legends keep their drinks ice-cold… and their private property private.

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