Triggering Meltdowns
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meltdowns
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 X Legend Signed Card for Keeping It Domestic - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
$ 99.99
$ 89.99
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition + Free Gift
$ 499.95
$ 449.95
This X Legend is the guy who’s shouted “Breaking!” so many times it practically echoes in newsrooms, grilled power brokers on live TV, and called out shady deals faster than most people can say “Davos.”
He’s slammed facts on the desk, cut through spin like a hot knife, and kept asking uncomfortable questions even when the suits wished he’d play nice. And when the usual suspects tried to hush him for saying what others wouldn’t, he leaned in closer, spoke louder, and dropped receipts for the world to see.
One day, he decided the world’s slickest sobs deserved bottling. And when those tears fell from boardrooms and private jets and got so slick they turned solid, he forged the GLOBALIST Tear Stone - ready to chill your Tears of the Left bourbon without ever diluting your patriotism.
Because legends like him know freedom isn’t negotiated in back rooms… and neither is a good pour.
