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Legend Reveal

DC Draino

For believers in truth bombs… and countries, and bourbon, with borders.

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GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition

Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card — For Draining the Swamp

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Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 FEMINIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Walking Loud and Living Unapologetic
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Story of the

GLOBALIST Tear Stone

GLOBALIST Tear Stone

Story of the GLOBALIST Tear Stone

This legend doesn’t manage the swamp - he drains it.

While globalists hold summits and issue statements,
DC Draino pulls the plug and lets the noise empty itself.

The tears come fast. Loud. Endless.
Until they harden.

Those crystallized globalist tears became the GLOBALIST Tear Stone** - forged to keep your Tears of the Left bourbon ice-cold without watering down your backbone.

Because legends drain the swamp…
and keep globalists firmly on ice.

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