Triggering Meldown
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meldown
It started, as most great tragedies do, with a single, artisanal tear. Somewhere in a coastal university, a sophomore cried — not from heartbreak, but from encountering a mildly opposing opinion. That tear, pure and unfiltered, rolled into legend.
Distilled from digital outrage, fermented in campus safe spaces, and aged in echo chambers, the tears began to collect. Meme lords and emotionally unstable mixologists — fueled by caffeine, chaos, and questionable Memes — set out to do the only logical thing: make cocktails out of cultural meltdowns.
Thus, The Book of Tears was born. Each drink is a meme-ified meltdown, a character study in cocktail form — photo, recipe, and flavor profile included. Not stirred. Not shaken. Just triggered.
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
$ 499.95
$ 449.95
