Triggering Meltdown
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meltdown
… in a world spiraling into chaos over every headline, a secret society formed: 𝕏 Legends.
These weren’t your usual celebs posting puppy selfies and hashtags about “kindness.” Nope.
These were the award-winning warriors who’d swung swords on ancient sets, and captained starships through cosmic chaos.
Some crashed red carpets in sky-high heels and turned eyebrow-raising rants into trending hashtags.
Others stared down Hollywood groupthink, punched holes in globalist talking points, and refused to vanish just because someone tried to cancel them.
They cracked jokes sharp enough for Emmy nods, shouted catchphrases that became memes, and dropped “Breaking!” so often it rattled newsroom ceilings.
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition + Free Gift
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Legends brave enough to pick their favorite tears (and not apologize for it on X the next day).
Freedom-lovers who prefer their bourbon bold — and their safe spaces nonexistent.
Of collectors say their bourbon tastes better knowing someone’s crying about it online.
Limited-edition Whiskey Tear Stones forged from the saltiest sobs and hottest takes.
