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The Bourbon

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2001 Kentucky quarter featuring a horse in a fenced pasture with a historic building in the background and the inscriptions 'KENTUCKY 1792', 'MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME', and 'E PLURIBUS UNUM'.

Origin

Kentucky, USA

Rolling hills, green meadows, and barrels full of tears that taste better than any safe space ever felt. Out here, “land of the free” isn’t just a slogan - it’s a flavor profile.

The Distillery

Turning Tears into Liquid Gold

Sure, we could’ve just made great bourbon. But instead, they went full savage and figured out how to distill leftist tears into sweet Kentucky nectar.

A blend of traditional craft and modern mischief, bottled for people who believe freedom should come with a smooth bourbon.

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Flavor & Scent

From Bitterness to Sweet Tears of Joy

Soft oak tannins greet you up front, rolling into warm toasted oak vibes. At 90 proof, it hits with just enough heat to remind you this is the real deal.

On the tongue?
Creamy, buttery smoothness with sweet butterscotch and a vanilla wafer finish. Because liberty should go down silky - and leave a lingering grin.

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Tears Against Sanity Edition

$ 109.99 

$ 99.99 

Limited Edition Box Contains: -⁠ 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - ⁠1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game -⁠ ⁠1 Legend Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider) -⁠ ⁠300+ Prompt & Response Cards -⁠ ⁠Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die - ⁠Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes

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COMMIE Tear Stone Edition

$ 109.99 

$ 99.99 

Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)

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SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition

$ 109.99 

$ 99.99 

Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Triggering Snowflakes

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GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition

$ 109.99 

$ 99.99 

Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 FEMINIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Walking Loud and Living Unapologetic

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FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition

$ 109.99 

$ 99.99 

Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 FEMINIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Walking Loud and Living Unapologetic

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DEI Tear Stone Edition

$ 109.99 

$ 99.99 

Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 DEI Tear Stone* (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Defending Truth in a Cape

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Collect all the Legends

Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?

Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition

$ 499.95 

$ 449.95 

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Details

Origin
Kentucky, USA
Mashbill
70% corn, 21% rye, 9% malted barley
Tasting Notes:
Color: Rich mahogany
Nose: Oak mingling with caramel, vanilla,
and dried fruit
Taste: Soft oak upfront, evolving into toasted oak lactones. Creamy, buttery mouthfeel with sweet butterscotch and a vanilla wafer finish.
Specifications
- Non-chill filtered
- Kentucky Straight Bourbon blend
- 45.47% ABV* We’re perfecting this number because precision matters.

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