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Triggering Meltdown
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100% Kentucky Bourbon.
0% Safe Space.
Tears of The Left™ is
Woke meltdowns. Distilled.
First, spark a liberal meltdown. Think mean memes, election results, courtroom victories, bills passed and peace deals that leave pundits speechless…
Cue the tears.
Next, we gather those liberal tears - each one pure and filtered for greatness. Then we age them in new American oak barrels, because freedom deserves good wood.
Finally, we distill those tears into the best bourbon. So smooth, it makes “the narrative” nervous. This isn’t just the best whiskey - it’s a drink with convictions.
Honoring those who drank hard, argued harder, and built the greatest country the world has ever seen - all while wearing wigs and calling each other gentleman.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 Tear Stone (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted) - 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider) - 1 Collectible Display Box
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Latest addition. For those who believe humor should compete.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game - 1 Legend Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider) - 300+ Prompt & Response Cards - Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die - Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes
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Best seller. For fans who believe jokes shouldn’t get cancelled… or watered down.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)
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Limited Edition Bundle Pack Includes all 3 Rob Schneider collectible boxes containing: - 250 Year Anniversary Book and Tear Stone - Tears Against Sanity Game Set - Commie Edition Book and Tear Stone
Limited Collector’s Pack Contains: - 3 Bottles of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 2 Tear Stones (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted) - 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game - 300+ Prompt & Response Cards - Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die - 2 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 3x Signature Collector’s Cards (by Rob Schneider) - 3x Collectible Display Boxes
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For those who know a real warrior never melts under pressure…
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Triggering Snowflakes
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For believers in truth bombs… and countries, and bourbon, with borders.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card — For Draining the Swamp
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To be revealed. For patriots who prefer their bourbon colorblind… and without quotas.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 DEI Tear Stone* (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Defending Truth in a Cape
To be revealed. For those who recognize two genders… and one perfect way to drink bourbon.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 FEMINIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Walking Loud and Living Unapologetic
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - 250 Year Anniversary Edition - Tears Against Sanity Edition - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
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