Triggering Meltdown
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
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Triggering Meltdown
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100% Kentucky Bourbon.
0% Safe Space.
Tears of The Left™ is
Woke meltdowns. Distilled.
First, spark a liberal meltdown. Think mean memes, election results, courtroom victories, bills passed and peace deals that leave pundits speechless…
Cue the tears.
Next, we gather those liberal tears - each one pure and filtered for greatness. Then we age them in new American oak barrels, because freedom deserves good wood.
Finally, we distill those tears into the best bourbon. So smooth, it makes “the narrative” nervous. This isn’t just the best whiskey - it’s a drink with convictions.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game - 1 Legend Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider) - 300+ Prompt & Response Cards - Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die - Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes
Ships within 24 to 48 hours - Don't miss out
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate.
For fans who believe jokes shouldn’t get cancelled… or watered down.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)
Shipped within 24/48 hours - Don't miss out
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply.
For those who know a real warrior never melts under pressure…
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Triggering Snowflakes
Shipped within 24/48 hours - Don't miss out
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply.
For believers in truth bombs… and countries, and bourbon, with borders.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card — For Draining the Swamp
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply.
For believers in truth bombs… and countries, and bourbon, with borders.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card — For Draining the Swamp
For patriots who prefer their bourbon colorblind… and without quotas.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 DEI Tear Stone* (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Defending Truth in a Cape
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
$ 499.95
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