Triggering Meltdown
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meltdown
100% Kentucky Bourbon.
0% Safe Space.
Tears of The Left™ is
Woke meltdowns. Distilled.
First, spark a liberal meltdown. Think mean memes, election results, courtroom victories, bills passed and peace deals that leave pundits speechless…
Cue the tears.
Next, we gather those liberal tears - each one pure and filtered for greatness. Then we age them in new American oak barrels, because freedom deserves good wood.
Finally, we distill those tears into the best bourbon. So smooth, it makes “the narrative” nervous. This isn’t just the best whiskey - it’s a drink with convictions.
One Pour = One Meltdown.
Distilled by Legendary Anti Woke Warriors.
For fans who believe jokes shouldn’t get canceled… or watered down.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 X Legend Signed Card (by world famous comedian)
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition + Free Gift
$ 499.95
$ 449.95
